I don’t know why Tumblr has this thing about making every picture black and white and turning an amusing Simpsons screencap into a deep and meaningful commentary on the world and the dark recesses of the soul
I don’t understand
whenever i buy new clothes i take them home and im just like yo what the fuck did i wear before i had this
how do girls know that they’re off of their periods? do their vaginas like ding or something?
an elf pops out and throws confetti at us and yells “YOU’RE FREE! See you next month”
so you give birth to an elf every month?
and that, kids, is how Santa gets his elves
and why one of Christmas’ colors is red.
HOLY SHIT…this website is on drugs
the australian tv show ‘neighbours’ started on march 18th, 1985 and should have finished on march 18th, 1985