NOW I KNOW WHY OUR GENERATION IS SO SARCASTIC AND CYNICAL
*Hears footsteps towards my room* Please dont
are you seeing this?
when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else
>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl
>she then tells me to talk dirty
>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt
>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth
>copulate and educate
YES. THANK YOU.
dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult
OH MY GOD